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Edition 40 · Saturday, September 26, 2026

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Anthropic to pay Akamai $11.6 billion over seven years in cloud deal

Anthropic has committed $11.6 billion over seven years to Akamai’s cloud infrastructure, with the deal potentially growing to about $20 billion. Akamai may receive up to a 5% stake in Anthropic as spending increases, an unusual arrangement linking cloud capacity to equity.

Weekend nor’easter likely to bring damaging winds, coastal flooding

NOAA says a powerful nor’easter is expected to bring damaging winds, heavy rain and coastal flooding to the U.S. Northeast this weekend. The New York City metro area, New Jersey and Long Island may be especially affected, with the worst flooding expected around daytime high tides.

Trump administration guts data collection on US education as math and reading scores plummet

The National Center for Education Statistics has lost critical data-collection capacity after the Department of Government Efficiency canceled nearly $900 million in contracts. The cuts came as U.S. reading and math scores fell to their lowest levels in a quarter-century, leaving policymakers with fewer tools to understand and address the decline.

Workers are faking their interest in AI to satisfy bosses, report shows

A Visier survey found that 48% of 1,000 U.S. full-time workers said they had exaggerated their AI use or expertise to colleagues or leaders. The survey also found that 54% said AI had significantly changed their roles or careers, while nearly 60% were unsure how their employers planned to address those changes and 45% felt pressured to use AI without confidence in it.

This is what your highest performers really want

New Cornell research examined how workplace culture affects reactions to training decisions. High performers in meritocratic workplaces were more likely to resent being passed over, while managers in the experiment were more likely to assign training to lower performers in hopes of improving productivity.